So i found my blog again, and the software was again out of date. So i updated it, and it all went smoothly. Then i decided it was time for a new theme, something that the multi-million web surfers that aren’t visiting my site can see. So i found this one, that kinda looks like my desk with stuff all over it. However, mine doesn’t have a poor excuse for a phone like the picture shows; My desk has a HTC Touch HD. It can do the novel things that we’ve come to expect phones to do, you know, like send mms for example, or copy and paste. And it’s not tied to some useless program to make it work, it just works

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The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria, I’ll do ya in the bottom, while yer drinking sangria.
Nachos, Lemonheads, and my dad’s boat, you wont go down cause my dick can float.
We sail around the world and go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart.
Put on ya life vests let’s drop anchor, there’s a nice lady, oh, I’d like to spank her.

Boat’s N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.
Boat’s N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.

Deadliest Catch without the crabs, we’re almost out of gas call the arabs!
I’m a pussy pirate, my name is jack sparrow take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow!
Make sure to wax, use ya mom’s Nair you’ll be amazed when I cum in your hair!
Pull up the anchor cause we’re leaving dry land, get below deck with a dick in your hand.

Boat’s N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.
Boat’s N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.

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So i remembered i had a blog, and when i logged in it said the software was out of date. So i did what everyone would do – updated it. What a problem that turned out to be. Once it was updated i couldn’t log in anymore. I tried to roll back to the previous version, but the database had been updated. So i rolled the database back and updated again, but it still didn’t work. I knew my password, but for some reason it just wouldn’t accept it. Reset the password, still no go. So now my hopes turned to Google. After 1 minute of googling i cleared my cookies and my site is back up again. Yay! Now the hunt can continue for a new theme

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I think i need a new picture for the title of my page

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I’ve decided my blog needs a new theme. The old one was alright, but it was fairly plain. While i liked that at one stage, it probably contributed to me not keeping it updated. So out with the old and in with the new. I’ll probably change it a few more times yet til i find something i like, or can be bothered to write my own. Looks like this’ll have to do for now

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Hot weather is great, and i’d much rather it be hot than cold. But when it’s 40 degrees and our air conditioner at work stops working because the power goes out, that’s when it becomes a bit too hot. Damn you ETSA for cutting our power!

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So much has happened since the last post. Lots of partying, drinking, Schützenfest, work, basketball, a server crash, a server rebuild, the list goes on! If i was a half decent blogger i’d post about all of it, but we all know i’m not, so deal with it. I’ve probably said this before but i’ll try to stay more up-to-date. We’ll see what happens…

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Today is the last day of my holidays, 2 awesome weeks of not working. This time 2 months ago i would’ve been getting ready to work over the Christmas/New Year period, but a new job got rid of that quick smart. Haven’t done a whole lot during the holidays, went to the beach a few times, caught up with some friends, plus a pretty big New Years Eve all rolled together made it pretty enjoyable. Now i have to get back into a regular sleeping pattern, no sleeping in til lunch everyday, then staying up late and doing it all again: No, now i’m back to getting up every morning and going to work. Could be worse i guess, i could still be working at Coles

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The Flashdance Xmas Party was last night, and it was a messy-ish night. I reckon there was about a million people there, the line-up was insane. I think it took us about 45 minutes just to get in, we were lined up from the carpark! Scotty ended up getting kicked out, then we went to Maccas and were there for about an hour (apparently, we can’t really remember). Check out a better write-up on the main Evil Ninja Pirates site, and have a look below at how packed it was.

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My new job seems to be getting better and better. Apart from going to the pub every Friday for lunch and drinks, they’ve also seen fit to give me with a new laptop computer. How awesome is that! Thanks work!

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